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December 31st, 2016 No comments

Years are starting to pass by at high speeds. Not light speed, not hyperloop speed, but maybe high-speed-trains speed. My first year in Oakland is waiving goodbye, and while crazy shit has happened in the world this year, I certainly can’t complain of who and what is around me. I feel extremely privileged and thankful for having had the opportunity to be on this fast-paced ride that only stops once. Let’s keep moving.

List of things that gave meaning to this little (highly probably simulated) life:

  • Cover of Time Travelers by Riverside
  • Performance with Los Pandejos at the Pandora Music Analyst Fest
  • I join Arkaen, a new metal band from Concord that will save the world
  • My music structure analysis algorithms make it to the new Harmonix Music VR game by the developers of Rock Band
  • First time skiing in Tahoe like a real white male in his 30s who works in tech
  • Dagstuhl Seminar in Germany
  • Nathalie studies in Oxford and I visit her and it is more magical than Hogwarts
  • Trip to Barcelona to do some tourism
  • La Bossa d’Urina Aznar Spring World Tour 2016
  • Organized the BISH Bash at Pandora (Los Pandejos also play there)
  • Mom visits the Bay Area!
  • I start, finish, and get obsessed with Infinite Jest
  • Freak Kitchen features the cover I made a few years ago in their page
  • Pliny The Elder becomes my favorite beer
  • Jordan Rudess invites me to his backstage room to talk and play with some of his newest toys
  • We record our first demo with Arkaen
  • James Hetfield suddenly shows up in a Corrosion of Conformity show and reminds me how awesome the Bay Area is
  • Cover of England by The National (for Natis)
  • One of my dreams come true: cover of The Beginning and The End by Anathema WITH JORDAN RUDESS
  • Cover of Anna Molly by Incubus with some of the titans of Sargon
  • Cover of The Last Goodbye (The Hobbit) with the titans Andy Feehan et al.
  • ICML in NYC: organized the Music Discovery Workshop
  • Cover of Mother by Pink Floyd with the titan Alek Darson
  • I buy a second-hand Mesa/Boogie Mark-III
  • Nat comes back from Oxford and is ready to take over Berkeley
  • Another Winter in Lima
  • First time surfing (in Miraflores!)
  • ISMIR in NYC: presented this paper and organized the JAM session.
  • Cover of the Dragon Ball intro with The Only Deer Alive
  • First Arkaen show
  • Sister visits me in Oakland
  • I give a long talk at the Stanford Biostat Seminar about deep learning and music
  • Los Pandejos Show @ Pandora Performs (The Fillmore)
  • Cover of The Pretender by Foo Fighters with the titans Alek Darson et al.
  • Post-Trump election anti-depression concert by Los Pandejos
  • Thanksgiving in Miami with Natis’ family, sister, mom, and Eliseu (first intra family encounters are a success!)
  • I give a talk at the Seminar of Music Knowledge Extraction using Machine Learning at UPF, Barcelona
  • NIPS in Barcelona
  • Another dream comes true this year: Venga Monjas Videoclip for La Bossa d’Urina (EPIC)
  • La Bossa d’Urina La Vida Secreta d’en Follet Tortuga Winter World Tour 2016 (most extensive World Tour we’ve made so far)
  • Natis is among the top two students in her Torts class, because she is the titanest (congrats!)
  • Christmas and New Years Eve in Barcelona

Happy 2017 titanics!

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January 1st, 2016 No comments

What a year! So many travels, milestones and events. Some extremely good. Some pretty damn bad. But hey, we’re still here, making and producing noise, and listing all of these things that sum up my year so that people in the future understand how stupid and silly some humans were during the 10s.

  • La Bossa d’Urina goes on its fifth World Tour. This time I sing without a voice.
  • My grandma dies, which dramatically enlarges the range of pain I thought I could ever endure. I miss her so much.
  • My sister moves to Colorado to finish her undergrad at CU Boulder (vamos!).
  • I become a Doctor. My dissertation is here. And the video of my defense is here (thanks to Dad and Lesa to come all the way from Barcelona!).
  • I play with my friend, the titan, Ramón Rodriguez, from The New Raemon, in NYC (see a little video). After the show, he decides that he would produce and publish the first La Bossa d’Urina album. Woah.
  • I really miss my grandma.
  • I publish the Music Structure Analysis Framework (MSAF).
  • I become a consultant to Cord Worldwide for a project that will last around 3 months.
  • Venga Monja in NYC (titan).
  • Cover of Beyond the Pale, which took so long to put together (but I’m so happy with the results!).
  • We record an EP with my metal band Midnight Blue (listen to it here!).
  • I visit my sister in Colorado and I fall in love with Boulder.
  • It’s commencement time, and my mom comes all the way from Barcelona to New York to see me with these fancy clothes.
  • Natishrimp gets accepted to Oxford University (woah!).
  • Cover of The Eldar by Blind Guardian with the titanest Eren Başbuğ.
  • I switch to terminal vim because Mans comes to visit and he always inspires me (it was so great to see him, his son, and his wife). Life as a coder is even better.
  • We perform for the first and last time with Midnight Blue in Manhattan, you can watch the video made by Nomasdf Productions here (eternal thanks RAFANG!).
  • I go to Barcelona to record the first album of La Bossa d’Urina, with my dearest friend Daniel Bolsa, with my titanic friend Ramón Rodriguez as the producer, with Cydonia Records as the record label, with Lluís Cots as the sound technician, with Núria and Xavi as the fucking awesome hosts, and with so many other amazing titans who make this shit happen.
  • We move to Oakland because I become a Data Scientist at Pandora (woah!). It’s so hard to leave NYC, though.
  • Our neighbors and landlord are the best.
  • Natishrimp moves to Oxford for 9 months.
  • Working at Pandora is awesome.
  • So many titans get married in NYC (three weddings in less than a month). Congratulations!
  • La Bossa d’Urina has a new website. And a bandcamp.
  • ISMIR in Málaga is fantastic. We present this stuff. I am the chair of the Jam Session, which turns out to be a really fun event (at least for me!). Since I’m in Europe, I visit Natis, family, and friends (Oxford is beautiful!).
  • My dad buys a house in Canovelles. Congrats!
  • My hack of Meshuggahme wins the Best Demo Hack at the Pandora Hackathon!
  • Our first album of La Bossa d’Urina is released, and it comes with a mind-blowing video that was made by Nomasdf Productions (you’re the best RAFANG).
  • It’s been over a year since the last time I ate meat in the US. Pretty easy so far. And feeling (a tiny tiny tiny) better about the environment. Alright.
  • Thanksgiving in Colorado should become a tradition now that my sister has been accepted to a Master’s program in CU Boulder!
  • My grandma is deeply missed.
  • Christmas in Miami with Natishrimp’s family.
  • First New Year’s Eve in San Francisco is beautiful.
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Leaving New York

August 29th, 2015 No comments

After five years, I just moved out of New York. This titanic city, which is of course the best city in the world, has absorbed me since day one with her cold, angry, and greedy embrace. As a good New Yorker I’ve become to love and hate this concrete jungle, and before I start to desperately miss her (which in a way I already do), I wanted to list a few unique moments/things/thoughts she’s offered throughout these past years when I could call this crazy place home.

  • Having a 24h deli in virtually every corner of every block of every neighbor of every borough is one of the main reasons why NY is fantastic.
  • My aversion towards AC turns into profound adoration after the summer of 2010.
  • I realize that New Jersey is a dark, hidden place where no New Yorker ever wants to go (but when you go it’s actually pretty nice).
  • Central Park makes you want to run. Its main loop is the perfect run in all possible ways.
  • My hearing ability significantly decreases thanks to subway trains and fire trucks.
  • People who walk slowly / stand on the left side of escalators / hold train doors are deplorable humans and should leave the city.
  • The Book of Mormon is perfect and can’t be topped.
  • The fear of missing out is real.
  • An amazing Peruvian girl at an average Peruvian restaurant at the West Village starts talking to me and ends up becoming my partner in life.
  • Javier Bardem buys me a beer at Arlene’s Grocery Karaoke after singing The Trooper.
  • Brooklyn is the best place on Earth (at least during summer).
  • Segregation in the city is pretty fucked up and makes you sad and upset.
  • I run my first half marathon in Brooklyn. I run two more afterwards, including the NYC one. Running across Times Square is epic.
  • Many friends move at least once a year within the city. I manage to live in “just” three different apartments during these five years.
  • I see some Mad Men cast singing at a really small and underground live band Karaoke in the Lower East Side. Littlefinger / Carccetti is also there, drinking, smiling, thinking about his next move to take over the world.
  • Brooklyn rooftop parties staring at the Manhattan skyline remind me I am extremely privileged. And of my happiness.
  • Now I am a world expert on bedbugs, so I understand that they are, by far, the most terrible creatures of this universe (after humans).
  • Monthly Music Hackathons are the best thing you can do in the city if you are into music technology and coding.
  • I walk from my apartment to Prospect Park to see Robert Plant singing Led Zeppelin songs. Yes: Robert Fucking Plant.
  • East Coast beaches are terrible.
  • New York Pizza is fantastic.

You will be deeply missed. Bay Area, here I go. I’m excited.

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January 2nd, 2015 No comments

The perception of the amount of time a year lasts follows an inverted exponential curve that depends on your age. Thus, for me this year lasted half the time 2013 lasted. Nevertheless, 2014 has been full of things that I will chronologically list such that my dysfunctional memory does not need to store them anymore:

  • I start the year at the Hospital because a monkey bit me in Mexico
  • Cover of Ending Theme (by Pain Of Salvation)
  • Midnight Blue is my new metal band. I’m the vocalist and it’s a lot of fun
  • The Longest Winter in NY
  • I present the 2D-FMC method at NEMISIG 2014 in Columbia University
  • iPython Notebook is the new best thing as a developer
  • I switch back to MacVim and I become much happier
  • The Old School comes to NY and we spend The Best Week Ever (thanks for organizing it Nat! :*)
  • Playing with Eren Başbuğ and Alek Darson at Berklee College
  • Cover of Harvest (by Opeth)
  • We leave our beautiful apartment in Brooklyn and go to Europe for a month
  • Dublin for a day: beer, whiskey, jetlag, and leprechauns
  • Presented the 2D-FMC method at ICASSP 2014
  • Barcelona at the speed of light: crazy ISMIR deadline, and Thin Bag of Urine World Tour 2014
  • We move to Lima, Perú, for 2.5 months
  • I watch the World Cup for the first time in my life (and people in Peru are crazy about it)
  • I start writing my PhD Dissertation
  • Cover of Trains (by Porcupine Tree)
  • The food in Perú is extremely good, and Isabel’s cuisine is probably the best in the world
  • We visit Cusco and the Sacred Valley (including Machu Picchu) and it is probably the most beautiful place in the world
  • We go back to Brooklyn and find a nice apartment in the heart of Crown Heights
  • Teaching C Programming again
  • I collaborate with Ractica and we publish this song, which is awesome
  • International cover of The Trooper by Iron Maiden
  • When everything is out of the moving boxes and the apartment looks like home, Bedbugs arrive
  • ISMIR in Taipei. The best conference. So many papers this year (one of them wins the best poster award :))
  • International cover of Thriller by Michael Jackson
  • We stop eating meat in the US
  • The epic moment comes: I submit my PhD Dissertation
  • We spend the Holidays in Barcelona with Nat, family, and friends

Happy 2015 everyone titanics!

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A vegades

January 31st, 2014 1 comment

… I a vegades no ens en sortim.

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January 1st, 2014 No comments

2013 came a few months ago… aaaaand it’s gone. So here you have the list of things that gave some sort of meaning to my life in the past year.

Happy new year Titanics!

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January 2nd, 2013 No comments

Qué lindo es vivir no?

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December 31st, 2012 No comments

Another year goes by. So it’s time for me to review the important things I’ve done this year, so that my extremely limited memory won’t have to store all of this information, which will be now and forever on The Internet.

Happy new year titans!

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When you’re feeling low

April 9th, 2012 No comments

Don’t worry, you’re just a pale blue dot

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Finalmente: Adiós a Megaupload

January 21st, 2012 3 comments

Internet se ha revolucionado esta semana porque el FBI ha cerrado la web de contenidos Megaupload. Aunque ya había indicios de que el FBI estaba tras esta empresa llamada Megaupload (que contenía MegaVideos, MegaPorn y mega etcétera), fundada por el excéntrico millonario gordo Kim Schimtz, ha sido de repente que la web ha dejado de funcionar y ahora sólo se ven tres sellos solemnemente sagrados que nos recuerdan que los Estados Unidos de América siguen governando el mundo.

Megaupload después del cierre

Dejando aparte los métodos utilizados para cerrar la web (y lo peliculero que debe de haber sido la entrada de las fuerzas del FBI a la mansión de Schmitz en Nueva Zelanda), me alegro de que finalmente esta web se haya ido a la mierda. Recordemos qué servicios ofrecía Megauploads (y básicamente todas sus webs hermanas: Rapidshare, MediaFire, etc):

  • Almacenamiento para compartir archivos.
  • Descargas directas a archivos de otros usuarios.
  • Servicio limitado para usuarios no registrados.
  • Mucha banda ancha y ilimitado número bajadas simultáneas para usuarios de pago.

Esto, a primera vista, parece un servicio razonable, donde los usuarios pueden compartir archivos libremente con el mundo. Por supuesto, si un archivo tenía copyright, y alguien lo demandaba, este archivo dejaba de existir. Aún así, todos sabemos que a veces tardaban semanas e incluso meses (y años!) en cerrar un link con copyright. En cualquier caso, el servicio, desde que nació, me pareció inútil e inmoral. Pues si queremos compartir archivos (ya sean con copyright o no), nos vamos a las redes P2P y nadie se forra por eso.

Debido al creciente uso de las webs de enlaces directos, Megaupload empezó a facturar millones de dolares al año por unos contenidos que en su mayor parte, eran registrados con copyright. En ningún caso una parte de estos beneficios se reportaban a los autores de estas creaciones. Aún así, quiero dejar claro que no siempre eran archivos con copyright los que almacenaba Megaupload: Yo he usado sus servicios gratuitos para compartir una carpeta de imágenes de un viaje con amigos, o algún vídeo que pesaba demasiado para enviar por mail y no me importaba que fuese público. Pero esto no me justifica el tener que pagar a Megaupload un servicio premium. Conozco a mucha gente que tenía cuentas de pago en Megaupload, y todos los usaban para acceder a material con copyright. Esto es tan immoral por parte de los jefazos de Megaupload (y de cualquier otra web de enlaces directos, y sí, incluyo a Seriesyonkis en este paquete de webs basura) como la gente que se forra vendiendo películas copiadas en el topmanta.

Estoy a favor de compartir archivos. Pero considero repugnante que haya gente que se aproveche del contenido de los demás para hacerse multimillonario, sin ni siquiera dar las gracias. El siguiente video es bastante representativo del tipo de personas que genera esta puta mafia (aquí vemos al CEO de Megaupload por Marruecos, sobornando a la policía, con su cochazo obtenido gracias al contenido de un montón de autores a los cuales no ha pagado una mierda):

Resumiendo: Si quieres compartir archivos públicamente, usa las redes P2P (BitTorrent, eDonkey, …) . Y si quieres compartir archivos de manera privada, usa e.g. Dropbox, que va de cojones. Y dejemos ya de alimentar/crear cerdos millonarios. Creedme, el mundo es mejor sin Megaupload.

EDIT: Si no te gusta Dropbox, o si quieres una alternativa opensource para compartir archivos de manera privada, Zimbra es lo que buscas.

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